Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™

Originally posted on McSweeney’s Internet Tendencies, by MATT BACA Product Use Clarification 1: It turns out that our product is not “100% säfe,” no matter how creative your definition of “safe,” “safety,” or “säfe,™” which is a word we are legally required to inform you we just made up. But what in our crazy world is… Read More Our Combination Butter Substitute, Face Lotion, Insecticide is 100% Säfe.™